Too Stinkin' Cute

I have been called out by a 4 year old!!  Background because all of ya'll know that I have to go all the way around my a@@ to scratch my elbow to tell something.  Thing 2 is something of a ladies man even though he is only 5 years old.  At 3 his pick up line was, "hey, hot girl, I got dog, his name Thor, you want to come see him."  We have a little girl at church that is just the cutest thing!  She is 4 years old and is a baby doll!  She is also wide open!  But she is my kinda girl because she wears cowboy boots and flip-flops and she wants to make sure you see both of them.  I can see gifting her toe rings.  This morning she was sitting behind us with her family and Thing 2 keeps turning and playing with her.  After a couple of scoldings, the last being, "if you don't turn around and behave, I'm not gonna take you to the bathroom, I am gonna wear you out right here in front of God and everybody."  I told him the whole church was gonna get to see him get his butt tore up!  All is good for a few minutes and then he turns and is making googly eyes at this little girl and I gave him "the look".  I must have it down pretty good because I hear  a sweet little voice behind me say, "Miss Connie, don't be mean to him."  That is just too stinkin' cute.  I thought I was gonna have to go to the bathroom to control myself, because there is only so long you can keep a laugh quiet!  I did get myself under control, he did turn around and pretty well behave the rest of service.  I am reminded of nieces and nephews who have said, "it scares me when Aunt Connie gives me 'the look'."  I must be doing something right.  Nighty night.!