No, I Do Not Want Cheese with this Whine

Cos, I am not whining, just making observations.  This menopause crap is for the birds!  Ok, I am 78 days and counting toward that one year mark.  But for some reason the last couple of weeks the hot flashes and insomina are worse than ever.  At the sale on Mon. the other two ladies in the office got chilly so we turned the air up.  Just as they are getting comfortable I am rubbing my neck with a piece of ice!  Two mornings this week by the time I get out of the shower and dressed I am feeling like I need another shower cos I am sweating like a pack mule!  And sleep, oh my God!  Or I should say what sleep.  It seems the only way to get 4 straight hours of sleep is to be busy at least 16 hours out of the day.  Maybe I need to quit taking the B12 that I had started taking to give me more energy.  Naw, that ain't it because I can be so tired that I can hardly move but it is like my eyelids are super-glued open.  Or I will sleep 20 minutes and stay awake for an hour then 20-30 minutes of sleep followed by at least an hour awake.  Makes for a damn long night.  I normally talk to my friend Dumbass in the mornings and he asked when he called one morning this week if he had woke me up.  He then said I need to wait a little later to call so I don't wake you up.  My reply to him was, "you don't know how bad I wish you did wake me up."  He then asked, not sleeping any better, huh?  See I told you I could talk to him about anything.  He even listens to the menopause blues.  He don't quite get it but he does listen.  Oh well this too will pass.  And I really am not whining.  I am trying to put a postive spin on this and look at it from the perspective that maybe the end is in sight.  On second thought pass the cheese.