While I was going through some papers I ran across some quotes that I had written down. Not sure when, but they were good for a chuckle, probably for the 2nd time. Have to share.
1. Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.
2. Shhhh.... that is the sound of nobody caring what you think.
3. If you have something to say raise your hand and then place it over your mouth.
4. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
5. Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
Enjoy! And I can hear the still small voice of my baby brother saying, "nobody likes a smartass" but I just could not help myself.
Do you know how many times I have heard that comment, "nobody likes a smartass"? Many. I loved the quotes. My favorite was number 5. Love your blog! Write more often. (RK)
ReplyDeleteThank you RK for your kind words. I seem to hear it more as I get older!
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