I Have a Theory

I will issue a disclaimer here, I really am just rambling.  I could rant but just don't have the energy and am in the sort of mood that I could work up a good rant about lots of different stuff so I am going to be kind to all of us.  Anyway, I have a theory.  I am on the menopause count again.  110 days, so that puts me at almost 1/3 of the way there.  I have heard women over the years talk about thinning hair as they entered menopause.  Well girls, here is my theory.  It doesn't thin it just moves!  In giving away some of Bobby's things I wisely held onto his mustache trimmer.   I use it to trim mine!  Now we know that I haven't slowed down much in the past month.  But one thing that I don't think I have shared is that I avoid mirrors as much as possible.  Vanity is really not one of my bigger faults, there is a long list ahead of that.  However, getting home this evening I was wiping my eye makeup off and happened to look in the mirror.  OMG!  I had a fu man chu going on! (and while I realize that is probably not spelled correctly, ya'll know what I am talking about).  Grabbed the trimmer and went to work.  I also have hair on my chest now that I never had before.  Now I have never had any body waxing but if it comes in a 5 gallon bucket then we may have to rethink this thing.  I sometimes feel like a kiwi that has mold growing on it.  Ah, come on now, ya'll have seen them and know how fuzzy they can get!  Ah well, I guess it is what it is and I will continue to trim and pluck and shave.  And hopefully in 255 more days I can say YES!  Have a great day/evening depending on where you are and when you read.  (See wasn't that chuckle you got better than hearing me bitch!)