I Didn't Break Anything

I am referring to ball practice yesterday afternoon.  To be perfectly honest, I didn't even break a sweat.  It was fun and I got to meet several new folks.  But ima thinking that I probably take ball a whole lot more serious than these other women do.  But it is all good and it will be fun.  It felt good to be out swinging a bat and chasing after ground balls.  I couldn't seem to help myself and guess it has become instinctive after all this time with my ball team but after a very short while I heard myself giving directions.  Such as, 'shortstop go out for the cut off' and 'run it in and call time'.  I really was trying to hold back since I am a guest here and not the coach.  But alas some habits die hard.  These folk just don't have any idea of how much restraint I was showing.  Like I said it was fun, I didn't break anything, got out in the sunshine for a bit, and enjoyed supper with a sister and niece afterwards.  Yesterday was a 'dart throwing' kind of day.  As in, I am going to put a map on the wall that has a 200 mile radius of here, throw a dart and where it sticks is where I am going when I run away from home.  Mentioned doing this one time to Dumbass and he asked me what if it hit where I am at now.  Told him in that case I would try 2 out of 3.  It is Friday, the weekend is upon us and the weather looks great for spending time outside.  Everyone enjoy and in the words of the Terminator, "I'll be back".